At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question. (bart)
Her mind wandered of to Ray...She had slept with him a day before she dumped Carl. She wasn't the cheating kind but the alcohol and weed brought out the animal in her... (elise)
"I wonder, what would he be doing now..." Laurie thought. She stood up, and walked to the fridge. Little did she know, a surprise was waiting for her inside it. (ryuu)
The leftover coleslaw from last month reeked of insanity and putridness as she opened the gap which was her fridge door! Gasping for air and barely able to contain herself, she remembered now that she hadn't been home for the past few weeks. In her hurt and confusion, she had been staying over at Daves place, trying to find solace in his warm embrace. Suddenly, she collapse as her asthma griped her lungs, closing all air passages... (kalamari)
The little creatures appeared, literally spilling out from her lungs. Vanquished the last time (with mighty strong antibiotics), they decided that a mass exodus to another human being was in order. “This one is too weak! We need someone STRONG!” yelled their many-legged-big-bellied-paramecium-like leader. “Cramped lungs don’t make good camping quarters! Onwards march!”
Unbeknownst to the dangers before her, Fifi the white poodle came strolling in… (kOtAk)
A knock on the door, it was the pizza guy. He'd come to deliver a medium vegetarian pizza because Laurie being a social vegetarian had decided that cute little cows had no place on pizzas. On banging loudly on the back door, and hearing no sound other than loud gasps, whines and feeble banging of a soft sort on a hard surface, Aidan quickly sized up the situation and ran to hose down the fluffy white creature writhing on the kitchen floor. Meanwhile, having lost all her parasitic friends, Laurie recovered and with a wan smile invited Aidan in to thank him for trying to save Fifi. (seraph)
Aidan: "fifi? who names their dogs fifis except in HK movies?"
Laurie: "Shaddup, you Aidan-Thing. What kind of name is Aidan anyway? BLehhhhh"
Aidan: "Shaddup yourself."
They laugh. (graceshu)
Suddenly Xander “XXX” Cage bursts into the kitchen through a window on a racing bike sending shreds of glass flying everywhere. Three hundred armed bad guys surround the house. Xander proceeds to dodge bullets and whips out an AK47 and a Bazooka from under his armpits.
Three hundred dead men later, Xander, unscratched, grabs Aidan by the throat and whispers, “I love Jacky Chan and I have a pet rabbit named Fifi”. (elise)
Aidan snaps into reality, back from oblivion. "Was I dreaming?" He looked at Laurie, thinking how elegant she looked in the soothing ambience.
Unbeknownst to them, far beyond microscopic view, the creepy crawly parasites inches near to their new host's valleys of entrace.
"what's that horrible noise? *eek*"
"i think that's what they call laughin' *eek*"
"bah! pathetic beings. wait till we get inside his head. *eek*"
"yeah, they'll know what real laughter is about *eek*"
"pure joy *eek*"
The creatures snicker slyly and continue their journey to the new valley they're going to call home for the next few days.. (ryuu)
Laurie wakes up with a jolt, her face all wet with drool. "Oh no! Fifi! You naughty, naughty little doggie! Come here!"
Hearing the sweet voice of her mistress, the liffle ball of fur jubilantly jumps into Laurie's arms, wagging her well-groomed tail like a metronome in tempo vivace.
Meanwhile, collecting her thoughts together, Laurie tries to recall every little snatch of her dream... it's a little scratchy now. She thought of reaching out for her tape recorder on her bedside table, but decides that she'd talk to Fifi instead.
"Fifi, you know, I just had the weirdest dream" (aewis)
Suddenly, the phone rang. She picked it up.
Laurie: "Hello?"
The Other End: "....."
Laurie: "Hello? Hellow Harlow Hell-O ello jello?"
The Other End: "...... fifi? who names their dogs fifis except in HK movies?"
And the line goes dead. (graceshu)
Aidan meanwhile, slept soundly on the in the bedroom next door. He woke up to little high-pitched-octane sounds reverberating next to his ear. “Damned mosquitoes! Laurie should really get this house de-mosquitoe-lized before I die from malaria or something…”
He looked around the room, thinking about his plans for the day when he suddenly noticed a note taped to the lampshade beside the bed.
“Last night was GREAT! Hope to see you around. XxX”
Aidan smiled… (kOtAk)
Suddenly, his Nokia 3310 (the absolute most buggy phone ever produced by the company) beeps! It was an SMS! He picked it up, still estatic over his late night exploits... until he saw the message! It simply read... 'I know what you did last night!' (kalamari)
He stared blankly at the message.
"What have I done?! Where is Laurie?! Have I hurt her?! NoOoo..."
His thoughts ran wild, as he leans his face dejectedly into his palms. He has no recollection of anything scandalous that he might have done. Not one iota.
Meanwhile... the parasitic creatures sit inside his head snickering away in gleeful joy...
"Oh yes! He will never know what we made him do. He will never recall... nyahahahahaha!!!" (aewis)
Fifi the white knot-infested poodle stared blankly at her mistress. “Why do these humans think that we understand what they are saying?? Isn’t it time for her to bring me outside to do my poo poo?!”
A swelling ball of sinuous gas was building up inside her. She could handle eating dead bugs and half-dried frogs but the vegetarian pizza she picked up from the floor last night was a mistake.
A terrible mistake... (kOtAk)
Meanwhile, in the next room, Aidan sits up, pondering the meaning of the message on his phone, wondering where was Laurie and Fifi. Then, he looked down at his hand and the white ball of fur in his clutches. "Fifi...."
He finally understood...
And in the hallway, a gaseous end was looming in the dark bowels of Fifi's rectum... (kalamari)
