after reading batdude's recent entry, i've decided to put this conversation between dilbert and his boss in a comic strip that i read quite some time ago. i find it pretty funny, but i can't exactly remember so do forgive me if i got it a bit wrong, hehe.
boss to dilbert (all smiles) : we're going to have a new colleague. his last job was as a criminal but he went to yale before.
dilbert to new colleague (with eye-patch), boss out of sight : hi there, i heard you went to yale.
new colleague to dilbert (all smiles) : yeah, i yust got out last week!