recently i read an article saying that most guys never wash their hands after going in the toilet, mainly after using the urinal. well i'm not sure whether this is true or not, because i've only observed my own usage of toilets, and i've always washed my hands.
however........
earlier this evening i went to the toilet for some small biz, and witnessed the true meaning of the article. this idiot uses the urinal and rushes out. i finished doing my small biz, washed my hands, and then thought about this article. walking out, my hand reaches for the knob and....
FUCK. it suddenly occurs to me that the fella didn't wash his hands and touched the knob.
i looked around for tissues and there weren't any.